Do you know what isn’t funny? At all? Children pooing in the bath. It just isn’t.
For the first time in our 4 years as parents, one of our children did a poo in the bath last week. It was disgusting.
I had to try very hard not to shout and instead to just adopt a stern face as I went about fetching towels so I could get Meg and Eli out.
Unfortunately, Eli (the no doubt about it culprit) chose the moment he was being hoisted out of the bath to turn and look down at his efforts, shake his head and say ‘Oh Meg, what did you do??’
I have never snorted so hard in my life. Suffice to say neither me nor my Other Half managed to keep straight faces!
Whoever heard of a two year old who knew how to pass the buck?!?